tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30078739468263628082011-08-22T06:08:51.250-07:00Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.comBlogger371100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-42301967571630585822010-11-25T02:41:00.000-08:002010-11-25T03:09:59.538-08:00

Tis the season and I have SO much to be thankful for. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I decided to make a list of everything I'm thankful for...well, at least the stuff I could think of at 2:45 a.m. while I was waiting to get tired so I can sleep. When I realized how personal (and long) that list actually is, and that I didn't want to share it with the entire world, I decided against it. You

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I was blog stalking this morning and was inspired to do a quick post of my own.Life update: I am currently a housewife.Well..for a week. That's right, I am unemployed for a week as I transition from my old job to my new job! And what a welcomed break this is.(For those of you curious, I resigned from my old job so I could go to work with my dad! Lots of exciting things ahead...I'm going to be

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-36138915992746731632010-10-03T21:17:00.000-07:002010-10-03T21:32:37.138-07:00

Everyone has a skeleton or two in their closet...so what's mine?Mayyybe I was a CHEERLEADER in high school. Whew, it feels good to get that off my chest. Now, you might be wondering why voluntarily bring this up when I'm obviously not proud of this fact? I air my dirty laundry for comedic purposes only. Got this fb invite the other day:"For the first time ever Pep Squad alumni are being

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Oh hey, remember me? I had to pull the blog down for a little revamp for the following reasons:1. The ugly background I had actually got discontinued (go figure), and showed an error.2. My blog got attacked by Chinese commentators - while I appreciate any and all comments, PEOPLE, I don't read Chinese. If you want to have secret conversations, please don't use my blog, try email. If not,

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-7079974377335441832010-04-03T02:22:00.000-07:002010-04-03T03:31:28.148-07:00

So I don't do this very often (you're probably thinking "blog?" - also true, but no)...but I kind of sort of forgot one of my best friend's birthdays so I'm taking a few minutes here to give her a shout out cuz she's seriously as great as they come.Have you ever had one of those friends, that despite where each other is at in life, you know you can always turn to? Or maybe a friend you haven't

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-29097085036962352162010-01-09T02:15:00.000-08:002010-01-09T02:17:32.760-08:00

I know, my blog background is ugly. It needs a makeover. It was so cute to me when I first created it but now I can't stand it...one day when I find some time! Not that anyone reads my blog anyway (I should probably consider telling people about it if I expect people to read it) but for those of you that venture over yonder every now and then...makeover to come! Chalk that one up as one of

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-77416365803900838482010-01-09T01:37:00.000-08:002010-01-09T02:11:23.133-08:00

Oh hey, remember me? I've been out of the blogging world lately...but I've been meaning to at least do a little check up on how my New Years Resolutions (NYRs) from 2009 turned out...here it goes: 1. Make new year's resolutions and maybe even keep them :) - I actually did pretty good, check it out... 2. Think (and say) kinder things about people I don't like - I think I've improved... 3.

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-84350334314072744262009-10-19T17:41:00.000-07:002009-10-19T23:18:30.097-07:00

More like GET A DATE. Company Christmas Party is December 12th and I need a "plus one". If this person would like to stick around for the week following he can be my date for my brother's wedding too...is it sad that these events are my motivation to get a boyfriend? Now accepting applications.

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-25270532837340817942009-09-30T00:08:00.000-07:002009-09-30T00:13:45.891-07:00

You see, Sunday evenings I'm a little busy - Desperate Housewives just started up and I'm real excited about Susan and Mike getting married...again. Monday doesn't work for me either - recently got hooked on Gossip Girl, 'nuff said. Wednesday I've got SYTYCD and Glee going on, but if you want to come watch them with me we could make that work... Thursday? Ummm ya that's definitely not

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-37626943157392099622009-08-30T00:37:00.000-07:002009-08-30T01:10:57.067-07:00

I definitely enrolled at IVC (Irvine Valley College) this semester to take a tennis class* with my friend Tarrin! Yeah, I did graduate from a 4-year University, but who says you can't do community college after? :)So it was back to school for me today, and boy was it eventful! Let's talk about the class dynamics...there's...The Tennis Nazi Chick: Who pretty much tells you - or just Tarrin and I

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-25048377327234717362009-08-30T00:18:00.000-07:002009-08-30T00:31:39.388-07:00

When you (or really I) get hit by the automated tennis ball machine on your first day of tennis class, while standing 5 ft. away from the machine, please just laugh at yourself.Or when you (okay this was me too) realize at the end of the day that you just got TOTALLY suckered into doing a bunch of crap that wasted your day, just laugh it off.That's right people, laugh it all off! --Life's too

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-60411002029924023432009-08-09T23:40:00.000-07:002009-08-10T01:18:14.317-07:00

I have a don't ask, don't tell policy...You don't ask how old I am and I won't ask how old you are.I mean in the grand scheme of things, does it REALLY matter? Personally I'd rather find out if I even ENJOY having a conversation with you first (and maybe a few other things) before I wonder if our age is going to be a factor.Made a new friend today..."Hi, I'm ____, what's your name?""Hey! I'm

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-31810370251733208882009-08-08T00:23:00.000-07:002009-08-08T07:31:42.346-07:00

Am I the only person who thinks this sounds like a joke? It's totally one of the planned activities for the YSA conference tomorrow. I mean I'm totally hopeful -- what about spending three minutes each with some potentially really awkward guys doesn't scream potential for success?Here's to hoping I meet my future husband speed dating and have to tell that story for the rest of my life!

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-78052566513466352702009-07-26T00:41:00.000-07:002009-07-26T01:08:32.482-07:00

Since I'm on a blogging roll, and I actually have pictures for once, I thought I'd post a few pictures of what I've been up to lately...Went to San Francisco to visit Virg.Went to an "80's Prom" with these lovely people and bunch of others not pictured -- so great.Have spent some quality time with my most favorite little boys.Dressed up like this (on more than one occasion) for a little 80's

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Whitney Dyan Mattson.Favorite memories -slash- things I love most about this girl include, but are not limited to: DANCING, dressing up 80's style (on multiple occasions), endless swim parties, Del Taco runs, shopping, Panera, her style, pedicures, our chats, quality beach time, Beyoncé car-concerts, movie nights, SYTYCD parties, bonfires, random ward activities, party hopping, making up

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-55342357508898355982009-07-23T12:09:00.000-07:002009-07-23T12:10:42.517-07:00

YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME!Yep that's right - it's official - I'm here to stay.

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-63462843286387957912009-07-02T14:54:00.001-07:002009-07-02T15:10:01.007-07:00

Somehow my ideal California life of regular beach and gym attendance has been substituted with sunless tanner and taking the stairs over the elevator wherever possible...What happened to Summer breaks? Oh ya, I entered the real world.

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Myth: Peeling a banana upside down eliminates the unwanted stringy things.Fact: Peeling a banana upside down gives you the same dang strings, plus a little surprise.Someone told me the other day, that if you peel a banana from the bottom, you won't have to peel off the little stringy things. Well I'm here to dispel that little rumor. I tried it tonight and my banana DID in fact have strings. I

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-14367605223508758022009-06-02T22:14:00.000-07:002009-06-02T22:41:42.501-07:00

Here's a rough estimate of the amount* of money I've spent on my car in the last, oh four months... New tires $575 Oil change $35 30,000 mile checkup $350 Car registration $190 New windshield $260 Grand Total $1,410.00So you can imagine how much I appreciated the flat tire I got tonight.

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-34160567549329410422009-05-27T00:09:00.000-07:002009-06-04T01:23:17.126-07:00

Answer: A shameless flirt.Next step: flirt with real-life boys in real-life situations.I think I learned some things to implement...1. Late nights = zero inhibitions...I could care less what I say. Potentially as bad as it is good.2. Avoid guys that close with "don't dream about me too much" in the future.3. I should probably start utilizing the "manage your friends list" feature that facebook

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-4551735059350178342009-05-18T00:59:00.000-07:002009-05-18T01:01:06.893-07:00

I have a love-hate relationship with season finales.

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-53105147422365559472009-05-18T00:49:00.000-07:002009-06-04T01:24:26.940-07:00

In a moment of self reflection I realized that typically, I sub-consciously execute as follows:1. Notice a REALLY cute guy2. Look away IMMEDIATELY3. Do not look his direction again AT ALL COST.As you can imagine it's extremely effective...

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-37944757082193008942009-04-20T20:55:00.000-07:002009-06-04T01:26:36.424-07:00

I am a pack-rat. There, I said it.I'm pulling stuff out of my basement that has been there all year (not missed) and I can't throw it away. I mean, what if that really ugly "everlasting flower arrangement" I made in my floral design class suddenly comes into style and I need to decorate a room with those exact colors one day? Besides, according to my teacher it's easy to add/subtract from it

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-79133284886976638472009-04-19T20:34:00.000-07:002009-04-19T20:45:55.185-07:00

In fairness, I've decided to pick out all the things I will miss about Utah. Thought it might be a good exercise considering I still have 2 weeks to go...Cafe RioNordstrom Rack around the cornerFun friendsAmazing roomiesHilarious co-workersLittle-to-no trafficTemples that take walk-insShould the list be longer?

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-52720604918290714802009-04-19T20:32:00.000-07:002009-04-19T20:34:03.683-07:00

California can't come soon enough!

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-22180293840707568672009-04-12T12:37:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:49:54.408-07:00

CALIFORNIAAAAAAA!That's right, it's official - I'm moving to CA for the whole summer! Summer break?? You must think I'm still in college...but no, I just really haven't grown up yet apparently :).The good news is that I AM still responsible and still do have a job! Lucky enough for me, my Utah-based company has an OC office and they're letting me transfer there for the Summer! I'm super

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-47861350663252151122009-03-30T21:53:00.000-07:002009-03-30T22:40:49.264-07:00

1. My NCAA bracket rocks and I just might be beating all the boys in my office2. I may have tried the Arby's Roastburger...and liked it(Arby's = Man Food)3. On Saturday you could have seen me out of my (fifth row) seat cheering for the Jazz at the top of my lungs, yelling "DEFENSE" with the crowd, and maybe saying things like, "Come on ref, does your wife know you're screwin' us?"So yes, I may be

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I feel like my birthday came early this year - this past week I've gotten to see/talk to so many of my favorite girl friends. It all started with getting to meet up with KATHRYN for dinner on Wednesday - you see, she lives in DC with her husband and adorable kid, Heaton, and I hadn't seen her in about a year. It was SO fun to catch up and I got to hold little Heaton the whole time. I can't

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Once upon a time I was at the gym. It was after my workout and I was stretching when along comes an unsolicited visitor who pops up in the middle of nowhere to tell me that I do a really good "pigeon pose"...Exhibit A:Me: Excuse me?Dirty Man: I saw you stretching just now, your pigeon pose was impeccable, you must do Yoga...Me: Ummm sometimes, I was just stretching...?(continue awkward

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-29934102987751726222009-01-10T22:53:00.000-08:002009-01-10T23:02:27.470-08:00

and then this post might be a little more appropriate!  Saw it tonight.  Did I laugh? YES.  Did I dance?  You betcha!Did I cry?  ...Maybe.AND I may or may not have fallen in love with Troy Bolton.  Let's just pretend like I'm 13 and that this is acceptable.  

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-15114967716278560682009-01-08T23:05:00.000-08:002009-01-08T23:39:39.777-08:00

I got back from visiting my family in California for Christmas on Sunday...what a great trip! Here's a quick recap:Shopping all day on Christmas Eve (I'll never do that again) ~ Talking to J.D. (in Japan) on the phone ~ Christmas Eve with the cousins (Nativity scene reenactment included) ~ CHRISTMAS! ~ New MacBook computer ~ Marley & Me ~ Lots of time with Mom & Dad! ~ Hot tubbing with the 'rents

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-15023197169230575622009-01-08T22:59:00.000-08:002009-01-08T23:04:02.651-08:00

"I have learned a secret.  I have learned that when good men and good women face challenges with optimism, things will always work out!  Truly, things will always work out!  Despite how difficult circumstances may look at the moment, those who have faith and move forward with a happy spirit will find that things will always work out."~ President Gordon B. Hinckley

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-11143477546047143652009-01-08T22:40:00.000-08:002009-03-30T23:47:23.943-07:00

I've never been one to make new year's resolutions...but maybe my new year's resolution this year is to make some new year's resolutions? So here it goes:Make new year's resolutions and maybe even keep them :)Think (and say) kinder things about people I don't likeFigure out what to do with my life and then do it!Pay off my carCut back on use of exclamation points and smiley faces (You think I'm

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-11809678630346779392009-01-06T19:32:00.000-08:002009-01-06T19:56:45.532-08:00

Dear Creepy Acquaintance, I don't care how many times you ask me out on facebook, I'm still not going to say yes.______________Dear Man Walking out of Walgreens with your Shirt Unbuttoned to your Ribcage,It's 30 degrees outside and despite what you may think showing off your chest hair is not sexy, feel free to button up.______________Dear Meathead,I don't know you.  Texting me every day is not a

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-36394539575002586462009-01-06T18:37:00.000-08:002009-01-06T18:51:47.788-08:00

Hi, I'm 23 and this is my second ear infection since I've been in my twenties. The first time it happened I got a complex because the doctor told me the kind I had was common in young children and that it usually doesn't happen to people my age. This time the doctor shined his little light in my ear and gasped, "Wow, you really do have an ear infection." Duh dufus! Did you really think I just

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-18600896507315459422008-12-15T19:11:00.000-08:002008-12-15T19:33:25.672-08:00

Whenever I hear this song I cannot resist the urge to dance. And it doesn't just stop after the song is over, I'm likely to dance for the rest of the night (or unfortunately the rest of the workday if heard in the morning). No joke, I just heard it on the way home and have since been singing and dancing around my house...pretty sure my roommates think I'm crazy.Thank you T.I. and Rhianna, you

Tori Lynnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02975603011178054972noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3007873946826362808.post-68653265495797611552008-12-13T17:56:00.000-08:002008-12-15T20:04:09.049-08:00

Breaking news - Tori has joined the world of blogging. Why? No idea. But it seems like a good way to remember the hilarious/random things that tend to happen in my life.Here's where I think I fall on the Adoption Rate Model in regards to starting a blog. Okay so I'm probably technically in the "laggard" group but I'm giving myself the benefit of the doubt here.Nerdy that my first post

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